what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

nothing

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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