- Anti Joke

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS