What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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