- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red, yup.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

No soap radio

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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