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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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