what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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