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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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