What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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whats a joke

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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