- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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