What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Penis

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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