Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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