the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Penis chickens

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Anti Joke

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