- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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