- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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