- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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