- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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