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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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