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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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