What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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