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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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