- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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