Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Ebola

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

all the kids had fun

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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