What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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