- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christ is a conspiracy

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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