- Anti Joke

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

How old are you? 7

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.