- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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