- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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