- Anti Joke

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.