- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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