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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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