Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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