Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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