- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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