- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Knock Knock Come in

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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