- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A gay man watches football.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Whose your daddy? Not me

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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