- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Vagina Boob

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

flavin's head

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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