Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

I have read the terms and conditions

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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