You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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