how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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NASCAR

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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