Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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CFL

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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