- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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