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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

jd and zach loves vigina

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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