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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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