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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

haha black people :D

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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