- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Fat people

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Nobody cares maddie!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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