What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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