- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Actually it was me Josh brown

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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