How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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A black person dies.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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