- Anti Joke

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.