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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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